8 easy steps | Tuesday, December 14, 2004 |
（以前貼過部分，現在整首）
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How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
　　怎樣裝死不動只因為害怕被拋棄
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments
　　怎樣推拖延遲只不願助人於困境
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
　　怎樣控制別人變成你的分身
How to have that not work and have them run away from you
　　，如果不成又讓他們自動逃離

How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
　　怎樣保持距離從不與人靠近
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
　　怎樣會疑神疑鬼，即使是對最愛的人
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
　　怎樣假裝無恙不需任何協助
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
　　怎樣要伺候別人，才不覺得一無是處

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
　　我來教你，簡單八招全部學會
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
　　不會忘記、一生受用的課程
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
　　我來教你，簡單八招就能搞定
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best
　　高手出招你就明白我第一的道理

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
　　怎樣女性主義卻痛恨女人
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
　　怎樣小人偽善也佯裝神聖
How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
　　怎樣靈修禱告又憎恨上帝
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success
　　怎樣摧毀夢想只因害怕成功

I've been doing research for years
　　我已經研究多年
I've been practicing my ass off
　　我已經練習到掛掉
I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
　　我發誓所有訓練就為了這一刻
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you
　　融會貫通就為了成為你能言善道的導引

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
　　怎樣欺騙自己也欺騙別人
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
　　怎樣心想自殺仍保持笑容
How to "i'm not alcoholic" to avoid going within
　　怎樣麻木酗醉來逃避平靜
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything
　　怎樣憤世忌俗以沉溺憂鬱

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
　　我來教你，簡單八招全部學會
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
　　不會忘記、一生受用的課程
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
　　我來教你，簡單八招就能搞定
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best
　　高手出招你就明白我第一的道理

- Alanis Morissette, 8 easy steps
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